I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.
someone should totally just stab caesar
This may sound strange to you, but you’re not my only friend. There are plenty of people I like and whom company I enjoy. That doesn’t mean I don’t want to spend time with you. If you value my friendship, stop analyzing my every move and getting irrationally jealous every time I speak to other people because I swear to God you will lose me.